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Using whatever fandom you wish, list your favorite characters [it doesn't have to be in any particular order], one through twelve. Then answer the questions using the character that corresponds to the number(s) mentioned in each question.

I choose Hetalia because it’s easy and I can't think of another series I really love with twelve well defined characters that I want to mess up.

1)Italy
2)England
3)Japan
4)France
5)Germany
6)Russia
7)America
8)China
9)Canada
10)Prussia
11)Spain
12)Romano (North Italy)


1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Germany and Prussia. No I have not. I have not read that many Hetalia fanfics to be honest.


2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Japan? I guess he has his charms.


3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

Russia got Italy pregnant?! Looks like someone is on Germany's hit list.

But Italy would keep the baby, which might be the Devil's offspring that brings about the apocalypse!!

It is Russia's after all.


4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Canada? Im pretty sure there are. Just one peek at the Hetalia section of fanfiction.com shows tons of Canada centered drabbles.


5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

America and England? Aren't they all ready?

They do bicker a lot, but when they work together, they can do wonderful things.

...in bed.


6) Four/eight or four/nine?

France/China or Franca/Canada? Well, Canada already has a piece of France inside him already, so they would be a better match.

Then again, China has a piece of himself inside of pretty much everyone…

>D


7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If America discovered Japan and China in a relationship? I guess America would pretend to be happy that they are not fighting anymore, but secretly would not feel as safe around them, thinking China will make Japan Communist and try to get Japan as far away from America as possible. I guess a tinge of jealousy is also involved in that distrust.

Or he simply would’nt care and continue breaking his diet. He sure loves those burgers.


8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

England/Russia. Um...okay.

"England's suspicions of betrayal are proven correct when an espionage mission at Russia's place reveals a secret alliance with the Axis powers. Now all England has to do is escape with the information, before Russia pulls the iron curtain down on him."

There. Something not slashy. I could have implied rape somehow, but...I was not sure how to fit it into that last sentence. ^-^


9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

France/Prussia? Maybe? I don’t know much about Prussia's relationship with France, but I don’t see him being tender with anyone, especially France. Well, France did try to help him that one time at Christmas, but it did not end very well for Prussia...

Whatever. The answer is no.


10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Italy/Germany. I could just go to Fanfiction.com and pull the first title I see, but I don't want to cheat.

Italy gets badly hurt in battle and Germany realizes how close he came to losing his ally.

“A Soldier’s Promise.”


11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Japan /Spain? That’s a new one! I guess the plot would have something to do with them sharing their food culture. Maybe make it a cooking competition, and Italy, America, and France as judges.

Yeah…


12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

America het? There are so few female characters that het is really rare, but there is a chance that some friends might have found some.

Canada slash? Hell yes!! Almost every M rated Canada fic on fanfiction.com has him being the uke partnered with either America or several guys at once. It is quite disturbing.


13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

A song fic about Canada? Probably would be him singing the Canadian national anthem and being constantly disrupted by other characters. He eventually would change to Celine Dion’s “My heart will go on” to scare them off.


14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

England/Japan/Russia

WARNING: This author probably has no idea what they are doing by putting these three together! Expect extreme OCCness to make these characters work together.

(I seriously have no idea how these guys would work in a story. If you want to try, go ahead.)


15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

China on Germany? Uh…

China: This German sausage is great, Aru! It would go great inside these dumplings.

Germany: Really?

China: Of course, Aru! But that’s not the only place I want your German sausage in~.

*Rim Shot*

Ha ha. Okay, that was horrible, but I don’t feel like being clever right now.


16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Prussia/China

China is enjoying his simple life when Prussia comes along.
“I am the awesome Prussia! Future ruler of the world! Join me before you become worthless and disappear under the sands of time.”
“I much prefer to remain my own country.” said China. “We like the way well live, and our rich culture makes us unique and a treasure the earth simply won’t let go to waste.”
“Fool!” responded Prussia. “You do not know of the power you could have had with my help. Now you will be lucky if you will be able to stand for much longer.” With that, Prussia left.
Centuries passed, and while China grew and became stronger, Prussia would be weakened by war and oppression, and be eventually swallowed up by modern Europe.

I was going to put some war quote or something at the end, but I could not find the right words.


17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If America caught England and Romano having sex? Wow.

America would probably back away quietly, and either cry that his beloved England is cheating on him, or try to make it so that Italy and Germany also catch them and beat up England into a bloody pulp.


18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

France deflowering Italy.

France: Look what I have!~

Italy: PASTA!!

France: *locks door*

Italy:*NOM NOM* What are you doing?

France: Celebrating Christmas early. ;D

XD


19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

America slash? Of course! Almost as much as Canada slash. Those crazy English speakers!


20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Japan het? Maybe… het from Japan is much more likely.


21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Spain? Sure. Here is one. [link]


22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

England/France/Germany

I don’t feel like writing an entire fanfic of these guys, even if it sounds like it could prove to be an interesting situation where no one really likes each other.


23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Prussia would probably just scream his own name, because he secretly wishes he could make love to himself. He knows no one could be as awesome as he is.


24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Germany? About three months ago, I think. It was… really… ahem. ^-^””


25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Russia’s secret kink? I would say bloody torture, although I am not sure if that is a secret…


26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Spain shag Canada?

Maybe Canada is Spain’s type. He does love the young, cute ones. He would probably have to give something strong to Canada to convince him though.


27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Between Japan and America, America always tops. I don’t think he will have it any other way. Japan might complain a bit, but he would give in and be compliant before it really starts.


28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Italy and Canada are in a happy relationship until Canada suddenly runs off with France. Italy, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Spain and a brief unhappy (incestuous!) affair with Romano, then follows the wise advice of Germany and finds true love with England.

Man, if I had switched England and Germany, it would have been perfect! Or maybe he chose England because he reminds Italy of Holy Roman Empire. Ah well…

Title: “Love al fresco” Because he is wandering outside his past insecurities and trying what he thought he could not have before.

That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.


29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

America/China

Would be interesting to see how they would deal with each other’s cooking and constant competition for first in everything, just to see them make up and work out their differences.

I wish actual international politics worked that way. All these countries would need is some make up sex every now and then. ^-^


30) Tags?

Um, Everyone I know has already been tagged. (again, …thanks.)

I guess I will just tag everyone who reads this. TAG!